Who are you boy?
I am Havrylo, your average rock dove, and I guess I write sometimes.
Gee, that's a really unique name Havrylo. What does it mean???
hehe it really is unique isn't it hehe i'm so quirky and special uwu
Where are you from anyways dude?
I used to have a very fine nest in the hills of Canada, until territorial disputes with rival flocks forced me to fly all the way across the ocean to a place called England. It's been alright here so far, thank you so much for asking!
I didn't ask that but that's cool to hear I guess. So how old are you then?
Well I'm a pigeon so I don't know much about human years, but I guess I've been around for a little while now...
lol alright dude, you a furry or something?
No but the porn is good.
So what else are you? Some demisexual "depressed and artsy" teenager? Some whangsty anarchist edgelord? Some "libertarian" anti-government conspirator? Those seem to make up most of the people here on Neocities, just saying.
Well hey, it allows for the kind of barebones style that I like, so here we are!
I see, so you're going for the mysterious internet anon type. Got any shitty ARGs you're setting up on here?
Nah fam, I reserve that for all my Reddit alts ;)
So you write or something. What kinda shit do you write?
Well, I could say that I write short stories, but most of them don't really have proper endings because I like to leave them open for potentially continuing them later on at some point. Other than that, I've written some """essays""" on little tidbits of internet culture in the past; most of them are cringe as hell but maybe I'll post a few of the more tolerable ones on here.
lol so this is just like a place to host your pretentious little portfolio then
don't blow my cover man!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I must kill you for disrupting my nest!!!!! Run while you still can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!