Before I kill you for disturbing my nest, you might as well know you've just come up against.

Who are you boy?

I am Havrylo, your average rock dove, and I guess I write sometimes.

Gee, that's a really unique name Havrylo. What does it mean???

hehe it really is unique isn't it hehe i'm so quirky and special uwu

Where are you from anyways dude?

I used to have a very fine nest in the hills of Canada, until territorial disputes with rival flocks forced me to fly all the way across the ocean to a place called England. It's been alright here so far, thank you so much for asking!

I didn't ask that but that's cool to hear I guess. So how old are you then?

Well I'm a pigeon so I don't know much about human years, but I guess I've been around for a little while now...

lol alright dude, you a furry or something?

No but the porn is good.

So what else are you? Some demisexual "depressed and artsy" teenager? Some whangsty anarchist edgelord? Some "libertarian" anti-government conspirator? Those seem to make up most of the people here on Neocities, just saying.

Well hey, it allows for the kind of barebones style that I like, so here we are!

I see, so you're going for the mysterious internet anon type. Got any shitty ARGs you're setting up on here?

Nah fam, I reserve that for all my Reddit alts ;)

So you write or something. What kinda shit do you write?

Well, I could say that I write short stories, but most of them don't really have proper endings because I like to leave them open for potentially continuing them later on at some point. Other than that, I've written some """essays""" on little tidbits of internet culture in the past; most of them are cringe as hell but maybe I'll post a few of the more tolerable ones on here.

lol so this is just like a place to host your pretentious little portfolio then

don't blow my cover man!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I must kill you for disrupting my nest!!!!! Run while you still can!!!!!!!!!!!!!!